[php] PHP Error: Function name must be a string

In PHP.js, $_COOKIE is a function ;-)

function $_COOKIE(name) {
    var nameEQ = name + "=";
    var ca = document.cookie.split(';');
    for(var i=0;i < ca.length;i++) {
        var c = ca[i];
        while (c.charAt(0)==' ') c = c.substring(1,c.length);
    if (c.indexOf(nameEQ) == 0) return decodeURIComponent(c.substring(nameEQ.length,c.length).replace(/\+/g, '%20'));
    }
    return null;
}

via http://phpjs.org/functions/setcookie:509