If you want to use the Create Aggregate function in SQL Server, this is how to do it. Doing it this way has the benefit of being able to write clean queries. Note this this process could be adapted to calculate a Percentile value fairly easily.
Create a new Visual Studio project and set the target framework to .NET 3.5 (this is for SQL 2008, it may be different in SQL 2012). Then create a class file and put in the following code, or c# equivalent:
Imports Microsoft.SqlServer.Server
Imports System.Data.SqlTypes
Imports System.IO
<Serializable>
<SqlUserDefinedAggregate(Format.UserDefined, IsInvariantToNulls:=True, IsInvariantToDuplicates:=False, _
IsInvariantToOrder:=True, MaxByteSize:=-1, IsNullIfEmpty:=True)>
Public Class Median
Implements IBinarySerialize
Private _items As List(Of Decimal)
Public Sub Init()
_items = New List(Of Decimal)()
End Sub
Public Sub Accumulate(value As SqlDecimal)
If Not value.IsNull Then
_items.Add(value.Value)
End If
End Sub
Public Sub Merge(other As Median)
If other._items IsNot Nothing Then
_items.AddRange(other._items)
End If
End Sub
Public Function Terminate() As SqlDecimal
If _items.Count <> 0 Then
Dim result As Decimal
_items = _items.OrderBy(Function(i) i).ToList()
If _items.Count Mod 2 = 0 Then
result = ((_items((_items.Count / 2) - 1)) + (_items(_items.Count / 2))) / 2@
Else
result = _items((_items.Count - 1) / 2)
End If
Return New SqlDecimal(result)
Else
Return New SqlDecimal()
End If
End Function
Public Sub Read(r As BinaryReader) Implements IBinarySerialize.Read
'deserialize it from a string
Dim list = r.ReadString()
_items = New List(Of Decimal)
For Each value In list.Split(","c)
Dim number As Decimal
If Decimal.TryParse(value, number) Then
_items.Add(number)
End If
Next
End Sub
Public Sub Write(w As BinaryWriter) Implements IBinarySerialize.Write
'serialize the list to a string
Dim list = ""
For Each item In _items
If list <> "" Then
list += ","
End If
list += item.ToString()
Next
w.Write(list)
End Sub
End Class
Then compile it and copy the DLL and PDB file to your SQL Server machine and run the following command in SQL Server:
CREATE ASSEMBLY CustomAggregate FROM '{path to your DLL}'
WITH PERMISSION_SET=SAFE;
GO
CREATE AGGREGATE Median(@value decimal(9, 3))
RETURNS decimal(9, 3)
EXTERNAL NAME [CustomAggregate].[{namespace of your DLL}.Median];
GO
You can then write a query to calculate the median like this: SELECT dbo.Median(Field) FROM Table