[php] cleanest way to skip a foreach if array is empty

i've got the following function in my "standard library"

/// Convert argument to an array.
function a($a = null) {
    if(is_null($a))
        return array();
    if(is_array($a))
        return $a;
    if(is_object($a))
        return (array) $a;
    return $_ = func_get_args();
}

Basically, this does nothing with arrays/objects and convert other types to arrays. This is extremely handy to use with foreach statements and array functions

  foreach(a($whatever) as $item)....

  $foo = array_map(a($array_or_string)....

  etc