Short answer
If running into this at home on a corporate machine, try again at work.
Details
I ran into this over the weekend. Pip and conda both broken, unable to install or update. SO was helpful, but many answers were problematic on a corporate machine - the solutions require the ability to pip install (already does not work) or require downloading an installer (the ones I wanted to download were prohibited by firewall settings).
What worked for me was to try again when I was on prem. This worked. It turned out the corporate firewall settings were different when using the machine at home vs at work.