[mysql] How do I make a MySQL database run completely in memory?

Memory Engine is not the solution you're looking for. You lose everything that you went to a database for in the first place (i.e. ACID).

Here are some better alternatives:

  1. Don't use joins - very few large apps do this (i.e Google, Flickr, NetFlix), because it sucks for large sets of joins.

A LEFT [OUTER] JOIN can be faster than an equivalent subquery because the server might be able to optimize it better—a fact that is not specific to MySQL Server alone.

-The MySQL Manual

  1. Make sure the columns you're querying against have indexes. Use EXPLAIN to confirm they are being used.
  2. Use and increase your Query_Cache and memory space for your indexes to get them in memory and store frequent lookups.
  3. Denormalize your schema, especially for simple joins (i.e. get fooId from barMap).

The last point is key. I used to love joins, but then had to run joins on a few tables with 100M+ rows. No good. Better off insert the data you're joining against into that target table (if it's not too much) and query against indexed columns and you'll get your query in a few ms.

I hope those help.