[python] How to get UTC time in Python?

In the form closest to your original:

import datetime

def UtcNow():
    now = datetime.datetime.utcnow()
    return now

If you need to know the number of seconds from 1970-01-01 rather than a native Python datetime, use this instead:

return (now - datetime.datetime(1970, 1, 1)).total_seconds()

Python has naming conventions that are at odds with what you might be used to in Javascript, see PEP 8. Also, a function that simply returns the result of another function is rather silly; if it's just a matter of making it more accessible, you can create another name for a function by simply assigning it. The first example above could be replaced with:

utc_now = datetime.datetime.utcnow