[c++] What is the worst real-world macros/pre-processor abuse you've ever come across?

#include <iostream>
#define System S s;s
#define public
#define static
#define void int
#define main(x) main()
struct F{void println(char* s){std::cout << s << std::endl;}};
struct S{F out;};

public static void main(String[] args) {
  System.out.println("Hello World!");
}

Challenge: Can anyone do it with fewer defines and structs? ;-)

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