[php] How to call a JavaScript function from PHP?

I don't accept the naysayers' answers.

If you find some special package that makes it work, then you can do it yourself! So, I don't buy those answers.

onClick is a kludge that involves the end-user, hence not acceptable.

@umesh came close, but it was not a standalone program. Here is such (adapted from his Answer):

<script type="text/javascript">
function JSFunction() {
    alert('In test Function');   // This demonstrates that the function was called
}
</script>

<?php
// Call a JS function "from" php

if (true) {   // This if() is to point out that you might
              // want to call JSFunction conditionally
    // An echo like this is how you implant the 'call' in a way
    // that it will be invoked in the client.
    echo '<script type="text/javascript">
         JSFunction();
    </script>';
}