[algorithm] How can I pair socks from a pile efficiently?

This is asking the wrong question. The right question to ask is, why am I spending time sorting socks? How much does it cost on yearly basis, when you value your free time for X monetary units of your choice?

And more often than not, this is not just any free time, it's morning free time, which you could be spending in bed, or sipping your coffee, or leaving a bit early and not being caught in the traffic.

It's often good to take a step back, and think a way around the problem.

And there is a way!

Find a sock you like. Take all relevant features into account: colour in different lighting conditions, overall quality and durability, comfort in different climatic conditions, and odour absorption. Also important is, they should not lose elasticity in storage, so natural fabrics are good, and they should be available in a plastic wrapping.

It's better if there's no difference between left and right foot socks, but it's not critical. If socks are left-right symmetrical, finding a pair is O(1) operation, and sorting the socks is approximate O(M) operation, where M is the number of places in your house, which you have littered with socks, ideally some small constant number.

If you chose a fancy pair with different left and right sock, doing a full bucket sort to left and right foot buckets take O(N+M), where N is the number of socks and M is same as above. Somebody else can give the formula for average iterations of finding the first pair, but worst case for finding a pair with blind search is N/2+1, which becomes astronomically unlikely case for reasonable N. This can be sped up by using advanced image recognition algorithms and heuristics, when scanning the pile of unsorted socks with Mk1 Eyeball.

So, an algorithm for achieving O(1) sock pairing efficiency (assuming symmetrical sock) is:

  1. You need to estimate how many pairs of socks you will need for the rest of your life, or perhaps until you retire and move to warmer climates with no need to wear socks ever again. If you are young, you could also estimate how long it takes before we'll all have sock-sorting robots in our homes, and the whole problem becomes irrelevant.

  2. You need to find out how you can order your selected sock in bulk, and how much it costs, and do they deliver.

  3. Order the socks!

  4. Get rid of your old socks.

An alternative step 3 would involve comparing costs of buying the same amount of perhaps cheaper socks a few pairs at a time over the years and adding the cost of sorting socks, but take my word for it: buying in bulk is cheaper! Also, socks in storage increase in value at the rate of stock price inflation, which is more than you would get on many investments. Then again there is also storage cost, but socks really do not take much space on the top shelf of a closet.

Problem solved. So, just get new socks, throw/donate your old ones away, and live happily ever after knowing you are saving money and time every day for the rest of your life.

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