[language-agnostic] What's your favorite "programmer" cartoon?

Personally I like this one:

P.S. Do not hotlink the cartoon without the site's permission please.

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Another one from xkcd Exploits of a Mom


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I like this one: http://xkcd.com/149/

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(Proper User Policy apparently means Simon Says.)


I like this one: http://xkcd.com/149/

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(Proper User Policy apparently means Simon Says.)


I like this one: http://xkcd.com/149/

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(Proper User Policy apparently means Simon Says.)


I like this one: http://xkcd.com/149/

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(Proper User Policy apparently means Simon Says.)


I like this one: http://xkcd.com/149/

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(Proper User Policy apparently means Simon Says.)


I like this one: http://xkcd.com/149/

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(Proper User Policy apparently means Simon Says.)


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The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute


The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute


The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute


The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute


The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute


The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute


I wrote a production website that has the path /dev/random/ return 4 because of this comic.

int get_rand_number(){ return 4;}


I wrote a production website that has the path /dev/random/ return 4 because of this comic.

int get_rand_number(){ return 4;}


I wrote a production website that has the path /dev/random/ return 4 because of this comic.

int get_rand_number(){ return 4;}


I wrote a production website that has the path /dev/random/ return 4 because of this comic.

int get_rand_number(){ return 4;}


I wrote a production website that has the path /dev/random/ return 4 because of this comic.

int get_rand_number(){ return 4;}


I wrote a production website that has the path /dev/random/ return 4 because of this comic.

int get_rand_number(){ return 4;}


XKCD Comic 303 - "Compiling"

('Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles')

I have this one pinned to the wall facing the entrance to our office :)


XKCD Comic 303 - "Compiling"

('Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles')

I have this one pinned to the wall facing the entrance to our office :)


XKCD Comic 303 - "Compiling"

('Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles')

I have this one pinned to the wall facing the entrance to our office :)


XKCD Comic 303 - "Compiling"

('Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles')

I have this one pinned to the wall facing the entrance to our office :)


XKCD Comic 303 - "Compiling"

('Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles')

I have this one pinned to the wall facing the entrance to our office :)


XKCD Comic 303 - "Compiling"

('Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles')

I have this one pinned to the wall facing the entrance to our office :)














Oh! There can be only one:

It's sooo funny, because it's true :)


Oh! There can be only one:

It's sooo funny, because it's true :)


Oh! There can be only one:

It's sooo funny, because it's true :)


Oh! There can be only one:

It's sooo funny, because it's true :)


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Religious debates are always fun!


Religious debates are always fun!


Religious debates are always fun!


Religious debates are always fun!


Religious debates are always fun!


Religious debates are always fun!


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Of course, xkcd!

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Of course, xkcd!

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Of course, xkcd!

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Of course, xkcd!

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Of course, xkcd!

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Of course, xkcd!

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I knew it was true. XKCD #224

"We lost the documentation on quantum mechanics. You'll have to decode the regexes yourself."


I knew it was true. XKCD #224

"We lost the documentation on quantum mechanics. You'll have to decode the regexes yourself."


I knew it was true. XKCD #224

"We lost the documentation on quantum mechanics. You'll have to decode the regexes yourself."


I knew it was true. XKCD #224

"We lost the documentation on quantum mechanics. You'll have to decode the regexes yourself."


I knew it was true. XKCD #224

"We lost the documentation on quantum mechanics. You'll have to decode the regexes yourself."


I knew it was true. XKCD #224

"We lost the documentation on quantum mechanics. You'll have to decode the regexes yourself."


Baseline Expectations

Taken from Dilbert.com, Sept 12 2008


Baseline Expectations

Taken from Dilbert.com, Sept 12 2008


Baseline Expectations

Taken from Dilbert.com, Sept 12 2008


Baseline Expectations

Taken from Dilbert.com, Sept 12 2008


Baseline Expectations

Taken from Dilbert.com, Sept 12 2008


Baseline Expectations

Taken from Dilbert.com, Sept 12 2008






Pointers


Pointers


Pointers


Pointers


Pointers


Pointers


Estimation

XKCD hits the button every time.


Estimation

XKCD hits the button every time.


Estimation

XKCD hits the button every time.


Estimation

XKCD hits the button every time.


(I hear this is an option in the latest Ubuntu release.)


(I hear this is an option in the latest Ubuntu release.)


(I hear this is an option in the latest Ubuntu release.)


(I hear this is an option in the latest Ubuntu release.)


(I hear this is an option in the latest Ubuntu release.)


(I hear this is an option in the latest Ubuntu release.)


I didn't know...

Listen to Yourself


I didn't know...

Listen to Yourself


I didn't know...

Listen to Yourself


I didn't know...

Listen to Yourself


On victory:​​​


On victory:​​​


On victory:​​​


On victory:​​​


On victory:​​​


On victory:​​​


xkcd:

Windows 7


xkcd:

Windows 7












Dilbert is the top favorite, but I've also really enjoyed the xkcd comics the last couple years. I've got a couple of those posted up in my cube... I try really hard to live by this one.

Compiler Complaint


Dilbert is the top favorite, but I've also really enjoyed the xkcd comics the last couple years. I've got a couple of those posted up in my cube... I try really hard to live by this one.

Compiler Complaint


Dilbert is the top favorite, but I've also really enjoyed the xkcd comics the last couple years. I've got a couple of those posted up in my cube... I try really hard to live by this one.

Compiler Complaint


Dilbert is the top favorite, but I've also really enjoyed the xkcd comics the last couple years. I've got a couple of those posted up in my cube... I try really hard to live by this one.

Compiler Complaint


Dilbert is the top favorite, but I've also really enjoyed the xkcd comics the last couple years. I've got a couple of those posted up in my cube... I try really hard to live by this one.

Compiler Complaint


Dilbert is the top favorite, but I've also really enjoyed the xkcd comics the last couple years. I've got a couple of those posted up in my cube... I try really hard to live by this one.

Compiler Complaint


Terms and Conditions cartoon from brainstuck.com

https://brainstuck.com/2008/08/08/t-c/

I'm guessing that this would probably never happen, as agreeing to the terms and conditions is more important than actually reading them (from the software publisher perspective).


Terms and Conditions cartoon from brainstuck.com

https://brainstuck.com/2008/08/08/t-c/

I'm guessing that this would probably never happen, as agreeing to the terms and conditions is more important than actually reading them (from the software publisher perspective).


Terms and Conditions cartoon from brainstuck.com

https://brainstuck.com/2008/08/08/t-c/

I'm guessing that this would probably never happen, as agreeing to the terms and conditions is more important than actually reading them (from the software publisher perspective).


Terms and Conditions cartoon from brainstuck.com

https://brainstuck.com/2008/08/08/t-c/

I'm guessing that this would probably never happen, as agreeing to the terms and conditions is more important than actually reading them (from the software publisher perspective).






One of my favourite :)

If androids someday DO dream of electric sheep, don't forget to declare sheepCount as a long int.


One of my favourite :)

If androids someday DO dream of electric sheep, don't forget to declare sheepCount as a long int.




Can't and shouldn't

If all bugs were so easy to close.


Can't and shouldn't

If all bugs were so easy to close.










One more which I liked: No offences.. :)

how it works

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One more which I liked: No offences.. :)

how it works

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One more which I liked: No offences.. :)

how it works

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One more which I liked: No offences.. :)

how it works

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Without a doubt...

State machines


Without a doubt...

State machines


Without a doubt...

State machines


Without a doubt...

State machines


Without a doubt...

State machines


Without a doubt...

State machines


As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower

("40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.")


As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower

("40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.")


As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower

("40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.")


As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower

("40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.")


As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower

("40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.")


As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower

("40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.")


Fax me some electricity, please?

Dilbert Fax


Fax me some electricity, please?

Dilbert Fax


I'm An Idiot


I'm An Idiot


Fax me some electricity, please?

Dilbert Fax


Fax me some electricity, please?

Dilbert Fax


Fax me some electricity, please?

Dilbert Fax


Fax me some electricity, please?

Dilbert Fax


Fax me some electricity, please?

Dilbert Fax


Fax me some electricity, please?

Dilbert Fax












Quite demonstrative of why metric based incentives and engineers don't go hand in hand.

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Quite demonstrative of why metric based incentives and engineers don't go hand in hand.

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John Martz has a blog entry to go with this. IE6 denial message


John Martz has a blog entry to go with this. IE6 denial message


Pwned

While not specifically about programming per se....wanting to program games is what got me interested in IT in the first place....

anyway this one made me laugh so hard when I saw it!


Pwned

While not specifically about programming per se....wanting to program games is what got me interested in IT in the first place....

anyway this one made me laugh so hard when I saw it!


Pwned

While not specifically about programming per se....wanting to program games is what got me interested in IT in the first place....

anyway this one made me laugh so hard when I saw it!


Pwned

While not specifically about programming per se....wanting to program games is what got me interested in IT in the first place....

anyway this one made me laugh so hard when I saw it!


Pwned

While not specifically about programming per se....wanting to program games is what got me interested in IT in the first place....

anyway this one made me laugh so hard when I saw it!


Pwned

While not specifically about programming per se....wanting to program games is what got me interested in IT in the first place....

anyway this one made me laugh so hard when I saw it!












This has made my year.

Some engineer out there has solved P=NP and it's locked up in an electric eggbeater calibration routine.  For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see.

Some engineer out there has solved P=NP and it's locked up in an electric eggbeater calibration routine. For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see.


This has made my year.

Some engineer out there has solved P=NP and it's locked up in an electric eggbeater calibration routine.  For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see.

Some engineer out there has solved P=NP and it's locked up in an electric eggbeater calibration routine. For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see.




This has made my year.

Some engineer out there has solved P=NP and it's locked up in an electric eggbeater calibration routine.  For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see.

Some engineer out there has solved P=NP and it's locked up in an electric eggbeater calibration routine. For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see.


This has made my year.

Some engineer out there has solved P=NP and it's locked up in an electric eggbeater calibration routine.  For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see.

Some engineer out there has solved P=NP and it's locked up in an electric eggbeater calibration routine. For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see.







Bit old but still one of my favs:

http://www.ok-cancel.com/strips/okcancel20031003.gif


Bit old but still one of my favs:

http://www.ok-cancel.com/strips/okcancel20031003.gif




Bit old but still one of my favs:

http://www.ok-cancel.com/strips/okcancel20031003.gif


Bit old but still one of my favs:

http://www.ok-cancel.com/strips/okcancel20031003.gif


Bit old but still one of my favs:

http://www.ok-cancel.com/strips/okcancel20031003.gif


Bit old but still one of my favs:

http://www.ok-cancel.com/strips/okcancel20031003.gif






Another great Foxtrot comic. Possibly the most incomprehensible-to-non-geeks comic to sneak into the newspaper funnies.


Another great Foxtrot comic. Possibly the most incomprehensible-to-non-geeks comic to sneak into the newspaper funnies.


Another great Foxtrot comic. Possibly the most incomprehensible-to-non-geeks comic to sneak into the newspaper funnies.


Another great Foxtrot comic. Possibly the most incomprehensible-to-non-geeks comic to sneak into the newspaper funnies.


I love this one: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/road_rage.png


I love this one: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/road_rage.png




I love this one: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/road_rage.png


I love this one: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/road_rage.png


(it's how people feel )

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(it's how people feel )

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The 1337 set of comics from xkcd, starting with: The main thing I love is the thought of Stallman engaging RIAA agents in sword fights towards the end :)


The 1337 set of comics from xkcd, starting with: The main thing I love is the thought of Stallman engaging RIAA agents in sword fights towards the end :)


https://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/bro0048l.jpg


https://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/bro0048l.jpg


The 1337 set of comics from xkcd, starting with: The main thing I love is the thought of Stallman engaging RIAA agents in sword fights towards the end :)


The 1337 set of comics from xkcd, starting with: The main thing I love is the thought of Stallman engaging RIAA agents in sword fights towards the end :)


The 1337 set of comics from xkcd, starting with: The main thing I love is the thought of Stallman engaging RIAA agents in sword fights towards the end :)


The 1337 set of comics from xkcd, starting with: The main thing I love is the thought of Stallman engaging RIAA agents in sword fights towards the end :)




Signs your coders don't have enough work to do


Signs your coders don't have enough work to do






Signs your coders don't have enough work to do


Signs your coders don't have enough work to do






I've got a war to fight!.


I've got a war to fight!.


I've got a war to fight!.


I've got a war to fight!.










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Check this From Apple Desicion on APP.alt text




Check this From Apple Desicion on APP.alt text


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Check this From Apple Desicion on APP.alt text


Check this From Apple Desicion on APP.alt text


Hulk MMO Cartoon


Hulk MMO Cartoon


Can't help but love it...

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Can't help but love it...

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Hulk MMO Cartoon


Hulk MMO Cartoon


Hulk MMO Cartoon


Hulk MMO Cartoon


Can't help but love it...

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Can't help but love it...

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Can't help but love it...

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Can't help but love it...

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Made for grad students, but applies equally to programmers

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PHD Comics - Brain on a Stick


Made for grad students, but applies equally to programmers

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PHD Comics - Brain on a Stick


Made for grad students, but applies equally to programmers

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PHD Comics - Brain on a Stick


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Made for grad students, but applies equally to programmers

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PHD Comics - Brain on a Stick


Made for grad students, but applies equally to programmers

alt text http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive/phd012609s.gif

PHD Comics - Brain on a Stick


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Made for grad students, but applies equally to programmers

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PHD Comics - Brain on a Stick


Programmer life


Programmer life


Programmer life


Programmer life


Programmer life


Programmer life


Programmer life


Programmer life










The doomed project

a nice collection


The doomed project

a nice collection


I'm surprised this one was missing:

A Bunch of Rocks


I'm surprised this one was missing:

A Bunch of Rocks


The doomed project

a nice collection


The doomed project

a nice collection


The doomed project

a nice collection


The doomed project

a nice collection


The doomed project

a nice collection


The doomed project

a nice collection




My all time favorite is probably xkcd's "Sudo make me a sandwich" comic, but there are SO MANY good webcomics out there that I thought I'd throw some others out for fun:

A co-worker pointed me to Sticks and Stones, which just got started pretty recently. It's sort of an xkcd ripoff, but there's some good stuff in there. alt text http://www.arcanology.net/sticksandstones/comics/comic-10.gif

Hackles is frequently about programming. This one's probably my favorite: Hackles, by Drake Emko & Jen Brodzik http://hackles.org/strips/cartoon334.png It's not quite a programming comic, but I also really dug this strip from Full Frontal Nerdery:

Full Frontal Nerdity by Aaron Williams http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/strips/2008-03-12.jpg


My all time favorite is probably xkcd's "Sudo make me a sandwich" comic, but there are SO MANY good webcomics out there that I thought I'd throw some others out for fun:

A co-worker pointed me to Sticks and Stones, which just got started pretty recently. It's sort of an xkcd ripoff, but there's some good stuff in there. alt text http://www.arcanology.net/sticksandstones/comics/comic-10.gif

Hackles is frequently about programming. This one's probably my favorite: Hackles, by Drake Emko & Jen Brodzik http://hackles.org/strips/cartoon334.png It's not quite a programming comic, but I also really dug this strip from Full Frontal Nerdery:

Full Frontal Nerdity by Aaron Williams http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/strips/2008-03-12.jpg


My all time favorite is probably xkcd's "Sudo make me a sandwich" comic, but there are SO MANY good webcomics out there that I thought I'd throw some others out for fun:

A co-worker pointed me to Sticks and Stones, which just got started pretty recently. It's sort of an xkcd ripoff, but there's some good stuff in there. alt text http://www.arcanology.net/sticksandstones/comics/comic-10.gif

Hackles is frequently about programming. This one's probably my favorite: Hackles, by Drake Emko & Jen Brodzik http://hackles.org/strips/cartoon334.png It's not quite a programming comic, but I also really dug this strip from Full Frontal Nerdery:

Full Frontal Nerdity by Aaron Williams http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/strips/2008-03-12.jpg


My all time favorite is probably xkcd's "Sudo make me a sandwich" comic, but there are SO MANY good webcomics out there that I thought I'd throw some others out for fun:

A co-worker pointed me to Sticks and Stones, which just got started pretty recently. It's sort of an xkcd ripoff, but there's some good stuff in there. alt text http://www.arcanology.net/sticksandstones/comics/comic-10.gif

Hackles is frequently about programming. This one's probably my favorite: Hackles, by Drake Emko & Jen Brodzik http://hackles.org/strips/cartoon334.png It's not quite a programming comic, but I also really dug this strip from Full Frontal Nerdery:

Full Frontal Nerdity by Aaron Williams http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/strips/2008-03-12.jpg










I can't believe 6 pages of answers and no one mentions the banana jr 6000. How quickly we forget.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3108/bananaadgz4.gif

The other one I love and couldn't find the image for has the punchline "Failure Mr. Jones, is hardly original. Now sit down."

Also from the Bloom County strip.




I didn't see this one which is one of my favorite xkcd :

Donald Knuth

(His books were kinda intimidating; rappelling down through his skylight seemed like the best option.)


I didn't see this one which is one of my favorite xkcd :

Donald Knuth

(His books were kinda intimidating; rappelling down through his skylight seemed like the best option.)


makes me lol

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makes me lol

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I can't believe 6 pages of answers and no one mentions the banana jr 6000. How quickly we forget.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3108/bananaadgz4.gif

The other one I love and couldn't find the image for has the punchline "Failure Mr. Jones, is hardly original. Now sit down."

Also from the Bloom County strip.


I can't believe 6 pages of answers and no one mentions the banana jr 6000. How quickly we forget.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3108/bananaadgz4.gif

The other one I love and couldn't find the image for has the punchline "Failure Mr. Jones, is hardly original. Now sit down."

Also from the Bloom County strip.




I can't believe 6 pages of answers and no one mentions the banana jr 6000. How quickly we forget.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3108/bananaadgz4.gif

The other one I love and couldn't find the image for has the punchline "Failure Mr. Jones, is hardly original. Now sit down."

Also from the Bloom County strip.


I can't believe 6 pages of answers and no one mentions the banana jr 6000. How quickly we forget.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3108/bananaadgz4.gif

The other one I love and couldn't find the image for has the punchline "Failure Mr. Jones, is hardly original. Now sit down."

Also from the Bloom County strip.


makes me lol

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makes me lol

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makes me lol

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makes me lol

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I can't believe 6 pages of answers and no one mentions the banana jr 6000. How quickly we forget.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3108/bananaadgz4.gif

The other one I love and couldn't find the image for has the punchline "Failure Mr. Jones, is hardly original. Now sit down."

Also from the Bloom County strip.




















I'm going to show my age with the this 1993 classic: On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

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I'm going to show my age with the this 1993 classic: On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

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What?! No PhDComics? Check this out: alt text http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive/phd1112.gif

Remember this was 1997!!

Also read the following strips... Hilarious!


What?! No PhDComics? Check this out: alt text http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive/phd1112.gif

Remember this was 1997!!

Also read the following strips... Hilarious!




I'm going to show my age with the this 1993 classic: On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

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I'm going to show my age with the this 1993 classic: On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

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What?! No PhDComics? Check this out: alt text http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive/phd1112.gif

Remember this was 1997!!

Also read the following strips... Hilarious!


What?! No PhDComics? Check this out: alt text http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive/phd1112.gif

Remember this was 1997!!

Also read the following strips... Hilarious!






not directly something about programming, but i guess every programmer knows flowcharts xD

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not directly something about programming, but i guess every programmer knows flowcharts xD

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(guess you have to work on sev zero bugs to get this one)


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(guess you have to work on sev zero bugs to get this one)


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(guess you have to work on sev zero bugs to get this one)


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(guess you have to work on sev zero bugs to get this one)




Dilbert http://www.laputan.org/images/pictures/elbonia-900406.gif

This is something I found reading about anti-patterns.


Dilbert http://www.laputan.org/images/pictures/elbonia-900406.gif

This is something I found reading about anti-patterns.




This is old, I'm totally not sure about the permissions and I'm ready to remove it.alt text http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8456/easycfm4.jpg


This is old, I'm totally not sure about the permissions and I'm ready to remove it.alt text http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8456/easycfm4.jpg


Dilbert http://www.laputan.org/images/pictures/elbonia-900406.gif

This is something I found reading about anti-patterns.


Dilbert http://www.laputan.org/images/pictures/elbonia-900406.gif

This is something I found reading about anti-patterns.


I think the IT consultant's image is the best:

Reasons why people who work with computers have a lot of spare time

(linking because the picture's pretty big)


I think the IT consultant's image is the best:

Reasons why people who work with computers have a lot of spare time

(linking because the picture's pretty big)


I think the IT consultant's image is the best:

Reasons why people who work with computers have a lot of spare time

(linking because the picture's pretty big)


I think the IT consultant's image is the best:

Reasons why people who work with computers have a lot of spare time

(linking because the picture's pretty big)




Ten reasons you know you're living in 2009

  1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
  2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
  3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
  4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
  5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
  6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
  7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
  8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
  9. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
  10. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. :)

Ten reasons you know you're living in 2009

  1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
  2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
  3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
  4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
  5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
  6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
  7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
  8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
  9. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
  10. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. :)



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For an Agile shop ... THIS is fantastic... As a dev, it just speaks volumes.

Great Fun: from Implementing Scrum by Clark & vizdos.

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For an Agile shop ... THIS is fantastic... As a dev, it just speaks volumes.

Great Fun: from Implementing Scrum by Clark & vizdos.

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SPOILER ALERT!!!

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There's a Russian version of Bash.org at Bash.org.ru. What they do now is they take favorite quotes and turn them into cartoons or comic strips. Here's one of my favorite ones: Tester http://s.bash.org.ru/img/67c5y2emi7vwmrnd263759.jpg

  1. We've got a clever tester now -What do you mean?

  2. He's found bunch of stuff... A funny symbol there, a weird key combination here. He's real good

  3. But sometimes... I really want to smash his face

Link to site: http://bash.org.ru/comics/20080111


There's a Russian version of Bash.org at Bash.org.ru. What they do now is they take favorite quotes and turn them into cartoons or comic strips. Here's one of my favorite ones: Tester http://s.bash.org.ru/img/67c5y2emi7vwmrnd263759.jpg

  1. We've got a clever tester now -What do you mean?

  2. He's found bunch of stuff... A funny symbol there, a weird key combination here. He's real good

  3. But sometimes... I really want to smash his face

Link to site: http://bash.org.ru/comics/20080111






There's a Russian version of Bash.org at Bash.org.ru. What they do now is they take favorite quotes and turn them into cartoons or comic strips. Here's one of my favorite ones: Tester http://s.bash.org.ru/img/67c5y2emi7vwmrnd263759.jpg

  1. We've got a clever tester now -What do you mean?

  2. He's found bunch of stuff... A funny symbol there, a weird key combination here. He's real good

  3. But sometimes... I really want to smash his face

Link to site: http://bash.org.ru/comics/20080111


There's a Russian version of Bash.org at Bash.org.ru. What they do now is they take favorite quotes and turn them into cartoons or comic strips. Here's one of my favorite ones: Tester http://s.bash.org.ru/img/67c5y2emi7vwmrnd263759.jpg

  1. We've got a clever tester now -What do you mean?

  2. He's found bunch of stuff... A funny symbol there, a weird key combination here. He's real good

  3. But sometimes... I really want to smash his face

Link to site: http://bash.org.ru/comics/20080111










HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
    UP VAR!!1
    VISIBLE VAR
    IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBAI

Taken from :http://lolcode.com/ KTHXBAI!!


HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
    UP VAR!!1
    VISIBLE VAR
    IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBAI

Taken from :http://lolcode.com/ KTHXBAI!!


Tragically, my favorite cartoon is too old to be on the interwebs.

It's from Datamation. (Remember Datamation?) A man is sitting at a desk. There are bits of electronics everywhere. Rubble is strewn into every corner of the room. His face and hair are singed.

He is thinking "It's never done that before."


Tragically, my favorite cartoon is too old to be on the interwebs.

It's from Datamation. (Remember Datamation?) A man is sitting at a desk. There are bits of electronics everywhere. Rubble is strewn into every corner of the room. His face and hair are singed.

He is thinking "It's never done that before."




Tragically, my favorite cartoon is too old to be on the interwebs.

It's from Datamation. (Remember Datamation?) A man is sitting at a desk. There are bits of electronics everywhere. Rubble is strewn into every corner of the room. His face and hair are singed.

He is thinking "It's never done that before."


Tragically, my favorite cartoon is too old to be on the interwebs.

It's from Datamation. (Remember Datamation?) A man is sitting at a desk. There are bits of electronics everywhere. Rubble is strewn into every corner of the room. His face and hair are singed.

He is thinking "It's never done that before."


Tragically, my favorite cartoon is too old to be on the interwebs.

It's from Datamation. (Remember Datamation?) A man is sitting at a desk. There are bits of electronics everywhere. Rubble is strewn into every corner of the room. His face and hair are singed.

He is thinking "It's never done that before."


Tragically, my favorite cartoon is too old to be on the interwebs.

It's from Datamation. (Remember Datamation?) A man is sitting at a desk. There are bits of electronics everywhere. Rubble is strewn into every corner of the room. His face and hair are singed.

He is thinking "It's never done that before."


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This is my personal favorite... and the name of all my alpha releases! alt text http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive/phd071009s.gif

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This is my personal favorite... and the name of all my alpha releases! alt text http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive/phd071009s.gif

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Babbage and Lovelace Vs The Client

Includes historical notes


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Includes historical notes
























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